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#107 + (74) -
<dickhead> rizbow can i fight you irl
<RizBow> i'd over power you like a grisley bear
<RizBow> i'd slobber and blow hot breath in your face like a grisley bear. you'd be terrified while i rip off your pants and look for honey
<dickhead> what the fuck
#102 + (34) -
<RizBow> we should start calling the circle, an infinitygon
#95 + (23) -
<RizBow> hemp seeds are very neutrisious
#52 + (22) -
<RizBow> i had a really insane dream last night with crying, with wars with attempted assasination, with pools with missing towels
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<RizBow> Stubbs: oh i do stubbs, i do have mad concept, im a conceptual person, i concieve things
#111 + (19) -
<RizBow> sometimes i wonder if this channel is really full of a lot of highly aspiring college students, or a bunch of fakers
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<RizBow> i write in short hand... i have exterminated all grammer laws, in this world anything goes and words are written how they sound
<GWF> then why do we spell gnome with a G
<RizBow> because it is pronounced "G nome"
#69 + (19) -
<RizBow> 2+4 = 3+5
<Rizbow> i think i might be giving off an arrogant vibe in my math class
<Rizbow> because i seem to know EVERYTHING

#121 + (19) -
<RizBow> wonderlily, i know i will never get with you. i can't even get with girls that have an interest in me
<RizBow> i couldn't get with a girl if she knocked me out with a club and raped me
<RizBow> i'd some how mess it up, i'd get stuck in some cacti and she wouldn't be able to drag me into the cave

#15 + (18) -
<RizBow> what is humerious, is that she is being ambigious
#99 + (18) -
<RizBow> right now an old man is making fun of someone middleaged who is making fun of a young professional who is making fun of dickhead, who is making fun of mivalekan, who is making fun of his 5 year old nephew who is making fun of his newly born baby brother
#153 + (18) -
<RizBow> i played racquetball yesterday all hardcore, i was winning until i hit myself in the head with a racquet
#23 + (17) -
<RizBow> i attack the keyboard like a foloser raptor attacking a agalamitus
#94 + (17) -
<RizBow> if i could pick between impecable spelling, and impecable manipulation of words, i'd pick the later
#5 + (16) -
<RizBow> do soup spoons need lips
#75 + (15) -
<RizBow> im a highly visual person, i see images sometimes 20 a second.... i can't help but to see relationships between things, and ways to improve them
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<RizBow> when i was 6 or 7 years old, i use to be confused with the > symbols, i always pondered how arbitrary and stupid it was, then i had to come up with an association, aligator likes big meat! , or somethin
#127 + (15) -
<RizBow> i gotta ask you guys something... do you guys ever feel 1 testicle move up, then the other one moves up as the other goes downward. and it repeats the cycle. it's like an invisible hand is fondeling my balls
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<RizBow> i have always advance, and improve, i went from studying smaller things, to bigger things, and my current major project is fixing every major problem humanity faces, i am a problem solver, some people can dribble a ball down the court, i designed the ball
#19 + (14) -
<RizBow> for me, my life is complicated, even if it does not seem that way, in my mind, is a lavrenth of complexity, im micromanaging my inventions, and analizing profoundly complicated systems, to throw in such a radical element as a girlfriend, you know what that would do?!
#142 + (14) -
<RizBow> if i ever had sex with a female body builder, i would probably make up some excuse about needing to get some tomatoes or coffee. i'd put on my pants slowly at first, she would start getting wise to me being ashamed and wanting to run away. and i would dash for the door and she would run behind me naked and fast, and i would be like AHHH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! i would fuckin run man, and if i got caught, i might get killed
#148 + (14) -
<RizBow> and it's not pedophilia to like girls that are 15 or older, it's actually quite natural
#157 + (14) -
<dickhead> rizbow is awake
<RizBow> i am
<RizBow> i wiped the crust off my third eye
#6 + (13) -
<RizBow> i juce gulped some
#60 + (13) -
<RizBow> i could go for some pourage right now
#118 + (13) -
<RizBow> i'd kiss her anus
<RizBow> she looks like an asian pokahontis
<RizBow> fuck it, i wouldn't just kiss it, i'd blow bubbles in it
#7 + (12) -
<RizBow> brain is the written form of click cluck
#138 + (12) -
<RizBow> i should make a perfume called 'smells like pussy' by RizBow . it would be funny cause i don't know what it smells like, so i'd make it smell like fish and cheese

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<RizBow> i've just made a connection between african and asian women, between their penis sizes, promiscuity, and the ease at which the males and females cum
<RizBow> in other words, asian men and women cum so easily, because it dosn't matter how long their sex lasts, the male is more likly to be the father. in africa on the other hand, the longer the sex act lasts, the greater the chance that the person will become the father, bcause of the amount of acid in the female's vagina
<RizBow> through introspection, i have discovered the biological reasons for the differences in african and asian sex organs and sex rituals
#125 + (12) -
<RizBow> oink is my favorite pig product
#140 + (12) -
<RizBow> i can tell that by the simple nature of most forms of communications i witness in here, that either it is my great fortune of having abnormly rich literature to write, or there is a severe nutrient deficiency of your alphabet cerial
#146 + (12) -
<RizBow> abuse stands for... gary busey
#155 + (12) -
<RizBow> your mother's cunt has a thrust vectoring nozzle for when she squirts
#34 + (11) -
<RizBow> whitelotus: ignore them, i only seek wisdom from your fountain.
#50 + (11) -
<RizBow> you think your blood is pure enough to read from the arc of the cobinanth?
#115 + (11) -
<RizBow> i'm not the one who has spelling problems
<RizBow> it's this fucking language
#151 + (11) -
<RizBow> if someone jacked off with a mango sleeve filled with sweet mango pulp, sucking that cock wouldn't be so bad
#79 + (10) -
<Mivalekan> BREAKING NEWS: SCIENTISTS HAVE RECENTLY CONFIRMED THAT FIRE IS INDEED HOT
<numeral> Mivalekan: OMG NO!
<numeral> REALLY?!
<Mivalekan> omg yes
<Rizbow> hmmm
<RizBow> it is hot in relative terms, but fire depending on the time of the universe, is indeed cold
#65 + (10) -
<RizBow> the standard 26 letter alphabet, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvqxyz
#103 + (10) -
<RizBow> in my mind i say "nonsencical" , but i write nonsensicla
#159 + (10) -
<split|> hy
* RizBow shoryuken's split and leaves a diagonal scar.
<RizBow> later split walks into a bar and sits next to sagat. while drinking, sagat over hears split say, "Oh that's female thai kick boxing? I thought those were guys!" and tiger knees him in the face
<RizBow> split stumbles back and goes left right left right to get rid of the stars around him. they get into a furious battle. sagat throws a fierce punch at split, but misses, and instead hits pi in the face. split goes crazy and starts going on about how he tried with fei long and takes off his shirt, revealing his diagonal scar
<RizBow> sagat studders for awhile, and says, "did you get that scar from RizBow, the demon slayer?" split does a kindling blaze kick, that kicks pi in the balls so hard he flies half way across the bar and lands on fire. split reponds, "i've also swallowed his semen. it tasted yummy."
<RizBow> sagat gets excited, only the way a large gay black man could, and starts to plan with split a way of getting revenge for leaving such a hidious diagonal scar on his chest. a buff chest he no doubt spent many hours crafting in the gym
<RizBow> the plan was simple. infiltrate the takahara dojo by posing as women. this was relatively easy for split as he had the built of a woman. 7'4" sagat was another issue. he folded his arms across his chest to simulate breasts and duct taped his ankles to his ass, walking on his knees. both dressed like japanese gaisha.
<RizBow> RizBow took one look at sagat and hurricane kicked him with category 5 power. this left sagat broken teeth and bloodied. split watched in horror as his bastardly bent burn breast blemish brother bemoaned and balled as he bowed
<RizBow> and with extreme prejudice and bad boy behavior, RizBow turned to split, grabbed him by the skull and said, "fee fi fo fum, i see you've come back for more of my cum."
<split|> true
#109 + (9) -
<RizBow> GeorgeWBush, imagin whitelotus laying on a bed on her stomach, then imagin me on top of her penetrating her from behind, now imagin my left arm putting her in a half nelson, and my right arm swinging around her breasts and cupping her left breast
<RizBow> the rest of the details are irrelevant, your imagination can make up the details of the bed sheet, but if you must know, i see an offwhite bedsheet with a wooden bedframe, but i'm currently updating that to whitelotus's daycore
#96 + (9) -
<RizBow> i want to be suspended in water, while being able to get out and stay dry
<RizBow> and stay dry while in the water
#105 + (9) -
<RizBow> i am a bit like ryu
#106 + (9) -
<RizBow> we don't know, and if it did, why is it being used for finances... so more money can be saved to buy another yawt? if thats the case, im gona fucking blow up some yawts
#136 + (9) -
<RizBow> if LOTRs can do it, and WoW can do it, and whatever they're doing can do it, shit then i can do it. i'm going to write a story about elves and trolls and ogers, gargoils, and add to it all those narnia creatures, vampires, wearwolves.. and then, we're going to create a cooking show. cooking with emerald. see all these creatures are just food
<RizBow> manator stew
<RizBow> and real creatures too

#144 + (9) -
<RizBow> i'm going to make this very clear to you so that you don't act confused when this happens
<RizBow> don't fuck with me, or i'll ignore you
#161 + (9) -
<RizBow> blanket and lily work at the condiment dispensary, hovering on a plexy glass table, naked and spread eagle. when you bang blanket, guacamole comes out of her vagina. and lily's produces katchup
<monk> .addban rizbow

#12 + (8) -
<RizBow> i taught my self english, how to read, and write, mostly my spelling i neglected because well, why fix something if its broken? do not concentrate on the finger, or you will miss all the heavenly glory, the point is, you knew i meant to say delisious
#20 + (8) -
<RizBow> my mind is like this word generating machine
#22 + (8) -
<RizBow> my coherence largly depends on your ability to read my words
#71 + (8) -
<RizBow> but i am intelligent retry
<RizBow> i don't need to emulate it, i imminate it
#112 + (8) -
<RizBow> nhm is like that prince from katamari damaci, except he rolls around with all kinds of dead female ircers stuck to him
<RizBow> he's like a big ball of rapist murderer
#1 + (7) -
<RizBow> i dont go arround kissing and having sex, im not an animal
#14 + (7) -
<RizBow> my personality is what drives my ability to rant, i have a way with words, using them creatively and with exact precision, i can weild them like weapons, quickly defeating unsuspecting prey who wander into conversations that they have not prepared for
#64 + (7) -
<RizBow> the only thing i charish in life is my intelligence, it's all tha tmatters to me, and if my intelligence is inferior, then my purpose in life is ruined
#135 + (7) -
<lanan> why'd you get banned
<RizBow> i was investigating the advantage of using 3 midgets instead of 1 normal person to swim in and beat up 20,000 eggs
#32 + (6) -
<RizBow> you string together words like a spider, pumping toxic chempicals out of your abdomon trying to encapsulate me with venemious webbing, fuck that, back away!
#92 + (6) -
<RizBow> i don't want to make love, i want to breed children the way george washington carver bred peanuts
#68 + (5) -
<RizBow> i don't take acid, people take me
#21 + (5) -
<RizBow> you know what would be a crazy invention? ok thomas jefferson, while writing the decleration of independence, had a contrapsion on his hand, that mimmicked everything he wrote, thus making 2 copies of the declaration, imagin... that i have that, except when i jack off, i also jack off monk
#26 + (5) -
<RizBow> i was sucking cock like a geraff
#45 + (5) -
<RizBow> whitelotus: no seriously, i use to be a chick magnet before i fell on my face twice
#8 + (4) -
<RizBow> in some strange way, my brain is designed to compute unfathomable quantities but is not as good at simpler tasks
#129 + (4) -
<RizBow> i'd like to melt vanilla ice cream and then funnel it into your vagina before churning it with my penis. then i would collect it in a cup and we would both drink it with 2 straws
#114 + (4) -
<RizBow> this is like that show dallas, except i know nothing about that show, except for some dude named JR got shot
<RizBow> i'm not JR
#36 + (3) -
<RizBow> i once made a drawing of my own teeth before i broke them, i wish i still have it
#53 + (3) -
<RizBo> suckley blur!
#72 + (3) -
(RizBow) the way i see sex is quite different than most people. my idea of a relationship is to come up to a girl and hand her a resume. if we had a child, his liklyhood of being intelligent will go up +3 points, along with hairyness and brownness, so the question is, do you want that? do you want your baby to be smart! , it's pure, cold, calculating and structured in a mathematical universe. if a girl came up to me and handed me her resume, and i was impressed, then i would bone her
#70 + (2) -
(RizBow) arkensa should hold a referendum, to change the name of their state to arkensauce
#29 + (2) -
<RizBow> wtf is literati? what i gotta say gray and you say elephant, then i say africa? what are we on a road trip to idaho

#39 + (2) -
<RizBow> i would like sections that concentrate on my rants, im starting to log these rants on notepad, and i'll be sifting through my logs in order to find more, many of them are convincing, and i will attempt to refine them, and memorize them, and practice speaking it
#51 + (2) -
<RizBow> i usually never say anything, unless i know its true for a fact, i don't like being corrected, and assumptions are the root of errors
#132 + (2) -
<RizBow> black people produce black jizz
<RizBow> one time a black person actually cummed inside a pussy, and that pussy was protected from the sun for like 20 years
#150 + (2) -
<RizBow> blanket: if the russians invaded with their pants down and you can see their white cocks swinging side to side as they invade, would you fight back or surrender with your mouth open
#163 + (2) -
<rizbow> imo, you need to stop listening to this european techno patrich stewart shit.
#128 + (1) -
<RizBow> why the fuck do men rape other men in prison, are they fucking gay? do they enjoy their dick be ruffled by another man's ass hair
#46 + (1) -
<RizBow> american keyboards are like american cheese, except i hate american cheese
#162 + (1) -
<RizBow> i'm a very powerful troll. some say that i'm one of the most powerful trolls that ever stocked the internet. you should be privilaged you're in my presence
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